There was an empty plate sitting on a surface in one of the rooms of my house. I picked up the plate and carried it into the kitchen. I then deposited the plate upon one of the kitchen work surfaces.
There was an empty plate sitting on a surface in one of the rooms of my house. I picked up the plate and carried it into the kitchen. I then deposited the plate upon one of the kitchen work surfaces.
which surface, which room, which kitchen surface?!?!? this is so exiting!
i was once lost before the lord put me in the place i was meant to be
You can eliminate a step if you deposit it directly into the dishwasher.
I hope that didn’t disrupt your busy day.
This isn’t a blog…
It’s a text message.
Just ask Mike Birbiglia.
with this at and, all is well. the kitchen has been restored to order, and life may once again resume its regular course.
Plates don’t sit! You’re SILLY!
you lost me at hello.
You should have cleaned it.
I can see some plates from here. OK, no. I lied. I wanted to appear interesting.
It failed, and now I will sit here and stare blankly, like last night. And last Thursday. Oh and last Sunday too.